so I asked my co-worker what she would do if she had a tiny in her life. And all she could think to say was that she’d use them to help steal stuff by slipping past security. I asked “really? you’d see them as a tool rather than a person? You can’t really force them to do anything without consent btw”. Seeing how defensive I got of tinies she said “ what do you mean I can’t make ‘em, I’ll squish them”.
I got so up in her face “IF YOU EVER THREATEN OR HURT A TINY I WILL BE ON YOU LIKE THE DEVIL IS AT YOUR HEELS. I AM LIKE A MOTHER GRIZZLY, I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND STAB YOU PARENTS”.
as you can tell I got very passionate (the shouting was in good fun and there was no one there but us thankfully). She couldn’t stop laughing at my reaction, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen her laugh so hard. She was trying to get my goat and it worked. I even started to pantomime the motion of me taking the tiny away from even though nothing was there.
Omg someone be a giant Clyde to my tiny Bonnie and I’ll be set
KP: Tiny expropriator extraordinaire