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aggressive domestic tf xeno ft. your fav bot

Posted on 05/20/2016 by kisupure

ilikescarfsandmurder:

·Packing groceries into your bots alt mode
· Talking about what you want for supper. What movie you want to watch
·Bot helping you pick out your outfit and driving you to work/school
·Bot picking you up with your fav fast food in the passenger seat
·Ranting about your day to your bot before bed “Soda! In a WATER cup! It’s only a dollar. A dollar!” “Some humans…” smh
·Drive in theaters
Spring hits and you start a garden. Bots complaining about you being filthy and refusing to touch you bc you’ll get organic junk in their plating. Complaining about all the time you spend on these plants when they won’t even grow Uggh humans are so weird.
·They hear that singing to plants helps them grow and you catch them sitting beside the garden with their radio playing
·Bots getting super excited when the plants begin to grow. And completely freaking out when the flowers blossom/the fruits or vegetables come in. “I made life!” “I planted them” “shh not in front of the children”
·Complaining about having to mow the lawn so your bot just starts scooping chunks out of the ground and flipping them over. “Out of sight out of mind” “babe no”
·Getting bots to balance your check book bc hey robots are supposed to be good at math. “That is a harmful stereotype” are you done yet “yeah, here”
·Complaining about the neighbors refusing to pick up their dumb dog’s poop when it shits in your yard. The same dog that barks all night and has peed on your bot’s tire at least twice
·Neighbors complaining about your bot knocking over their fence and steeping on their gardenknomes and shrubs
·"Were taking you to court" “Fight me Helen!” The police are called

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