Expectations:
-Tons of cuddles & fluff.
-Tons of soft vore.
-Playful smushing.
-Kinky stuff in bed.Reality:
-“Can you give me a lift to the table?”
-“IM STUCK IN THE SINK.”
-Tries out running pests, rodents, and unaware lover.
-Casually sitting with each other watching a movie. “Um, mind moving a bit, your butt is blocking half the screen for me.”
-“FEED ME BECAUSE I CANT DO IT MYSELF.”