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Posted on 09/08/2016 by kisupure

Fantasy mechs are great and hot af and all

But I’ve decided that they’re like… the pornstars of the mechanophile world

They’re designed to get your rocks off to

So let’s all take a moment to appreciate the real machines in our lives

Go out and give your car a hand wash this weekend

Tune up your bike

Buy your Abrams tank flowers

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