Okay I’ve been up for 24 hours so I’m not sure if this is a good idea or not but I’m thinking about writing a short reader-insert/youfic that takes place while Ratchet is still using synth-en and talks you into going to the gym with him. You’re struggling with dinky weights and the treadmill while he’s bench pressing cars to warm up and aggressively encouraging you like Micky from Rocky and when you collapses from exhaustion he grabs you and just brutally frags you in the squat rack until you pass out. He then finishes his workout, grabs your limp, utterly spent unconscious body and slings you over his shoulder and walks out while whistling Mulan’s “Make a man out of you.”
I NEED THIS LIKE BURNING YOU HAVE NO IDEA
I literally have a swole mech tatted on my fucken leg I n e ed t h i s