Started a new job and I can’t decide which I’d rather buy with my first paycheck. Either:

1. An eternity collar ($160)

2. Or an oversized robo dick from Frisky Beast (~$110)

I WANT BOTH, LIKE, YESTERDAY

I’m leaning toward to collar for emotional reasons (don’t live with my dom/owner/superior officer and wish like fuck that I did), but on those occasions where I suddenly need a dick right now a dildo, even one Too Big To Fit, would make all the difference.